What if questions...

1. What if pigs sold insurance?

2. What if the world was flat?

3. What if you could fly?

4. What if cars could be cool looking again like back in the 70’s?

5. What if cows were ninjas?

6. What if life was 2D?

7. What if clouds had mass enough to walk on?

8. What if “what if” statements were banned?

9. What if you were banned from earth?

10. What if there was another earth to live on?

11. What if you got banned from there to?

12. What if milkshakes were free?

13. What if my egg from class actually hatched?

14. What if I was Batman?

15. What if I hated pink?

16. What if question 15 was true?

17. What if dragons were still around?

18. What if color was seen only through personal interpretation?

19. What if the world was black and white?

20. What if the world could get along?

21. What if the birdie finger was the pinky finger?

22. What if life was upside down?

23. What if chickens created an army and tried to rule the world?

24. What if my egg from class was the only way that the invasion could be stopped?

25. What if that didn’t make sense?

26. What if I was just saying that to be funny?

27. What if I wasn’t saying that to be funny?

28. What if Apple made computers that were affordable?

29. What if Windows Vista died in a fire?

30. What if I hope Windows Vista dies in a fire?

31. What if I said Windows XP for life?

32. What if there was an elevator to hell?

33. What if the same elevator went to heaven and the buttons were color coordinated?

34. What if a color blind person got in the elevator?

35. What if life was literally a bowl of cherries?

36. What if it rained Crunch bars from Nestle?

37. What if grass was made out of cake icing?

38. What if fantasy was true and reality was fantasy?

39. What if the world flooded and you were stuck on a rusty pontoon boat with only 3 candy bars and a chicken that was skilled in the deadly art of Kung Fu while sharks surrounded the boat?

40. What if alcohol was illegal?

41. What if it was against the law to speak?

42. What if animals talked and people didn’t? How would we communicate?

43. What if my name was Bob?

44. What if man worshipped toenails?

45. What if beds were on the ceiling and u had to be strapped in at night when u slept?

46. What if virtual reality became reality?

47. What if people could actually “bunny-hop” and “dolphin dive” like you can in video games?

48. What if you lived for over 100 years?

49. What if you had to spend 5 days in a cramped cave where you only had space to crawl on your stomach and the only food to eat was rats and mice?

50. What if life was a bed mattress? Would we sleep on a hard surface?